I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

Come on, bitch, you want free food, get up for a delivery boy

We know each other, but not intimately, so the semen isn't inside, it's on my tits

What do you mean, you can't pay the plumber? Look at those tits

You'll feel better when you come. Trust me, I've helped all my friends with my pussy